Instead of Wedding rings couple bites fingers off!

Here's the answer to the question... Why don't we do something instead of wedding rings? Wedding bands are easily removed and can get lost. How can you have permanent wedding bands? Tattoos and branding are great alternatives to the traditional wedding band, but let's face it they are kind of LAME.

Here comes a couple named Clive and Jillian who have solved that problem in a way that will make you say.... "Now WHY didn't I think of that?"

CHEW EACH OTHER'S FINGER OFF!!!!

I know, right? That is so obvious, why didn't you think of that?

Completely DIY and really inexpensive this can go with any theme you have chosen for your wedding. The instructions for chewing off each other's finger goes like this.

1. If you want to do this that is a huge step 1.

2. Tell all of your friends & family your plan. Those who oppose are not your REAL friends anyway. Less catering the better!!

3. Gather the friend (s) who can be available to video the event. If you are left with no friends try Craigslist or your local library to find someone who will witness your biting bliss.

4. Sit across from your bride/groom to be....
Chomp.

You might want to freeze your hand or use a numbing creme on your finger..... but that doesn't sound like love to me.

Alcohol is a better choice since it is expected at a chomper wedding.

Really? This happened?
I love weddings! I have to stop writing this now.

Is this gross or OK?

What do you think?